Last night, this witch met over 100 kids. They included:

• a couple of pumpkin babies
• several dinosaur toddlers
• a few Batmen
• 2 ninjas (I think; they were awfully quick)
• a blue wig girl
• an assortment of fifth-grade-or-so boys in skeleton, demon, and Scream masks
• Pirates. So many pirates.
• a banana
• a purple, styrofoam egg with matching purple stockings
• a bumblebee
• the Tooth Fairy
• Monster High dolls, namely Frankie Stein and Draculaura
• various princesses in glitter and prettiness
• three 19-year-olds carrying pillow cases and no shame
• Disco Dan
• Mario, even donning an eyeliner-drawn mustache

Side note about little, 4th-grade Mario:

I told him, “Good luck rescuing Princess Peach!”

He responded, “I’m trying, but I can’t find her!!”